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Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell – Lyrics

Don't Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

Lyrics:

If you happen to be trying to release your game
And you hit a nasty little snag
Just know sometimes that things don’t go too smoothly
The server can experience some lag

And people being people often make mistakes
But it’s best to learn to forgive
If you pledge to take the live of your distributor
It’s likely that your game instead won’t live

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Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

Don't Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

There was an unfortunate bit of news yesterday, in which a video game developer became upset over the way his game was released on Steam.

The developer in his anger made some death threats to Gabe Newell, who is CEO of Valve and the big boss behind the Steam video game distribution platform.

This is a PSA to all future game developers.¬† Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell (or anybody, really).

You can get the full song, “Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell” on iTunes.