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Rocket League (Rocket Man Parody)

A parody of Elton John’s Rocket Man, but instead of some space man it’s about the video game Rocket League.
Lyrics:
My download finished last night, alright!
Day 1, nine p.m.
And I’m gonna have a ha-a-a-a-at
Trick by then
I miss my kids so much
I miss my wife
But I’ve gotta play one more game
And customi-i-i-ize my ride
And we’ve all been waitin’ a real long, long time
For the game to touch down on the Xbox One
And now we know the fun they had all along
On other platforms…
Playing Rocket League
Rocket League
Burnin’ up my boost
Trying to hit the ball
This ain’t the kind of game
To show your kids
You might never get your controller back
And it’s probly gonna have that Cheeto grease
If you did
And all this hype
I finally understand
I quit my job
I stay at home
Playing Rocket League
Rocket League
But now I’m scoring goals with back flips
And searching Reddit for some gameplay tips
A perfect pass and then a clean assist
Ah, oh oh oh
Rocket League
Rocket League
Cruisin’ in my jet-powered Battle Car
(when are you going to find a job)
Well I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
(Dad, are you hungry?)
Well I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
(Are you coming to bed)
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time