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Screamride (Unofficial Theme Song) – Lyrics

Screamride Album Art

Get it on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/screamride-single/id945034824?uo=4

Lyrics:

Hey! They told me that you like extreme adventure
So what do you say, you take a ride on my roller coaster?
It goes clack clack clickitty clack clack clickitty clack
Up to the top but there’s no guarantee you’ll make it back
If they told you at the gate that this was safe then someone lied..

I’m gonna take you on a Screamride
This won’t hurt at all
At least until you hit that wall

Keep your arms and legs inside
Should you lose a valuable
I won’t be held responsible

Bring a helmet, if you’re able
The second corkscrew’s a little unstable
And don’t say that I didn’t warn you, I tried.

I heard you liked loops!  Yeah, I can assure you, we have a bunch
I heard you like twists, we’ve got enough to make you lose all your lunch
And then there’s these things that we call the destroyers
I’m not supposed to mention because lawyers
But Tommy wet his pants and Sally cried

All because of my Screamride
I’m sure you’re gonna have a ball
On that 100 meter fall

Dropping harder than a landslide
You couldn’t be braver
Just sign this here waiver

It was tested, Inspected and turned out rejected
All just because the car can come disconnected
But don’t say that I didn’t warn you, I tried.

Ahhh, I don’t want my attitude to seem
Mean or uncaring, but all I want is just to hear you scream
(from excitement, of course)

Whoa! I didn’t think that we’d see you again
Oh, and I’m glad that your injury is on the mend
I’ve reduced your admission amount
I’ve given you the survivor discount
We had all written you off and assumed that you had died

Welcome back to my Screamride
I think you’re gonna be OK
We’ve got a doctor on the way

I never meant to misguide
I don’t understand your gripe
This is just a prototype

Thanks for your help in improving our theme parks
You’ve helped provide us with many new bench marks

And soon we’ll be opening worldwide.

Words and Music by Orion Williams