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Don’t Play Chicken With A Goomba

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On the off chance that some of you prefer to run head-long into enemies and hazards, Don’t Play Chicken With A Goomba is a warning that you should heed.

Certain enemy types are not dangerous to bump into.  In Call of Duty, for example, it’s perfectly appropriate to run directly chest-to-chest into an enemy combatant.  At this point there is usually a frantic scrambling by both parties to execute a melee attack, but the collision itself poses no direct threat.

Other enemies inflict damage up to and including fatal amounts.  These collisions are to be avoided.  So I present this warning, with moving pictures.

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Don’t Play Chicken With A Goomba – Lyrics

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Lyrics:

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be coming right for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with that dude from Serious Sam
The one with no head but he’s got two bombs for hands
And he’s charging at you across the desert sands
Don’t play chicken with that guy

These people have no remorse, no regard for your life
If you see them coming just avoid them
‘Cause if they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a laser
It does much more damage than a police issue tazer
When you see that glow, take a hike, see you later
Don’t play chicken with that thing

Don’t play chicken with a saw blade
It’ll tear you up faster than a plasma ‘nade
Unless you want this barber to give you way more than a fade
Don’t play chicken with that thing

These objects have no remorse, no regard for your life
It’s best if you just avoid them
If they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a headcrab
If you see it coming it’s best to just give it a stab
And send that face hugger back to the science lab
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be headed for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy
You’ll lose

Words and music by Orion Williams