Don’t Play Chicken With A Goomba – Lyrics

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Lyrics:

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be coming right for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with that dude from Serious Sam
The one with no head but he’s got two bombs for hands
And he’s charging at you across the desert sands
Don’t play chicken with that guy

These people have no remorse, no regard for your life
If you see them coming just avoid them
‘Cause if they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a laser
It does much more damage than a police issue tazer
When you see that glow, take a hike, see you later
Don’t play chicken with that thing

Don’t play chicken with a saw blade
It’ll tear you up faster than a plasma ‘nade
Unless you want this barber to give you way more than a fade
Don’t play chicken with that thing

These objects have no remorse, no regard for your life
It’s best if you just avoid them
If they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a headcrab
If you see it coming it’s best to just give it a stab
And send that face hugger back to the science lab
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be headed for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy
You’ll lose

Words and music by Orion Williams

Put My Game Disc Away – Lyrics

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Lyrics:

You know how sometimes you’ll find one of your games just sitting out,
Exposed to the elements?  Or you’ll open up a case and find a completely different
Disc than the one that belongs in it?  Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Let’s put an end to this injustice.

I was working on Mass Effect 3 trying to complete the trilogy
then I had to leave to do something else (I have a life you know, sheesh)
And then apparently you wanted to watch a movie
So you took my game out and put on the case (the very case it goes in, come on)

This is some kind of disgrace (I mean it’s right there, just open it)
these sad, caseless games all over the place

Chorus:
Put my game disk away when not in use, and on that subject
The same goes for my Blu-ray, they can’t take this abuse (It’s just fragile plastic)
I’m tired of finding all my game and movie discs left out loose
Please put ’em away, put ’em away, in the proper case

I was in the mood for Dark Souls, to practice my parries and rolls
So I grabbed the game case off the shelf (I always store my games properly)
But as I opened up the case, another disk was there in its place
I guess the Dark Souls disk is lost (oh, the humanity)

I can show you how it goes, just like this
Take the game, take the case, put the game in the case that it goes in
If you do like me you just can’t miss,
You’ll always know where the disc is

Put my game disk away when not in use, and let me add that
Same goes for my Blu-ray, they can’t take this abuse (really expensive plastic)
I’m tired of finding all my game and movie discs left out loose
Please put ’em away, put ’em away, in the proper case

Words and music by Orion Williams

Put My Game Disc Away

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This song is inspired by real life events.  Events where game discs were left out of their cases even though the cases were in close proximity.  Events in which games were put away in the wrong case and gone missing for weeks, months, or forever.

If you have friends or family that struggle with the concept of putting your game discs away and storing them properly, show them this.  You are not alone.

Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell – Lyrics

Don't Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

Lyrics:

If you happen to be trying to release your game
And you hit a nasty little snag
Just know sometimes that things don’t go too smoothly
The server can experience some lag

And people being people often make mistakes
But it’s best to learn to forgive
If you pledge to take the live of your distributor
It’s likely that your game instead won’t live

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Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

Don't Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

There was an unfortunate bit of news yesterday, in which a video game developer became upset over the way his game was released on Steam.

The developer in his anger made some death threats to Gabe Newell, who is CEO of Valve and the big boss behind the Steam video game distribution platform.

This is a PSA to all future game developers.  Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell (or anybody, really).

You can get the full song, “Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell” on iTunes.

Yes.Mustache Launches Official Youtube Channel

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We are proud to launch our own YouTube channel, featuring our video game inspired music.

Originally, we were piggybacking on the Fizmarble channel, and that caused for some confusion, so now we are on our own channel without the mixture of content that was on Fizmarble.

So if you want regular updates to the Yes.Mustache-flavored, Video Game inspired music that we do.  Hit the link and then hit the “Subscribe” button.  Thanks for your support.

https://www.youtube.com/user/YesMustacheMusic

November 2014 (Money In Memoriam) – Lyrics

November 2014 (Money In Memoriam)

Let’s kick the month off with a familiar game
Call of duty: Advanced warfare, same as last year, slightly different name
Has it been a year already? Seems too soon
Well you can try another series entry Harvest moon
Then there’s Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed
Where you kill vampires by taking their clothes off, who would have guessed?
Next is Rocksmith, which lets you learn how to rock with
A guitar in your hand like a one-person rock band
Just in time it’s Clementine and she came here to remind that
The Walking Dead arrives to new-gen systems just like mine
And in a similar vein is The Wolf Among Us
Which lets us help Bigby to serve up some justice
Coming fast ’round the corner leaning close to the track
Moto GP 14 is back
And to give a little bit of love for Wii U
Disney Planes Fire and Rescue
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November 2014 (Money In Memoriam)

November 2014 (Money In Memoriam)

Every November sees some pretty big video game releases on both consoles and PCs.  But this year is a spectacle to behold.  At the time of this writing, Amazon.com lists over 30 games on a mix of platforms set for release in the month of November.

This is what we like to colloquially refer to as “a stupid amount of games”.  It seems that there was actually no planning or accounting for other big releases by publishers.  In fact, the problem is actually worse than it seems because there are “Indie” publishers that release digital download exclusively and Amazon’s list is pretty much only retail “box copies”.  This extreme amount of games coming out in such a short time inspired this song.  We did our best not to offend anyone, but I’m sure someone is going to get clipped with all of the references we throw out there.

Try to have fun with it, and let us know if we missed a game.  It’s not going to get edited into the song, but at least we’ll know we were wrong.  🙂

R.I.P. Money.  #Brokevember