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Rocket League (Rocket Man Parody)

A parody of Elton John’s Rocket Man, but instead of some space man it’s about the video game Rocket League.
Lyrics:
My download finished last night, alright!
Day 1, nine p.m.
And I’m gonna have a ha-a-a-a-at
Trick by then
I miss my kids so much
I miss my wife
But I’ve gotta play one more game
And customi-i-i-ize my ride
And we’ve all been waitin’ a real long, long time
For the game to touch down on the Xbox One
And now we know the fun they had all along
On other platforms…
Playing Rocket League
Rocket League
Burnin’ up my boost
Trying to hit the ball
This ain’t the kind of game
To show your kids
You might never get your controller back
And it’s probly gonna have that Cheeto grease
If you did
And all this hype
I finally understand
I quit my job
I stay at home
Playing Rocket League
Rocket League
But now I’m scoring goals with back flips
And searching Reddit for some gameplay tips
A perfect pass and then a clean assist
Ah, oh oh oh
Rocket League
Rocket League
Cruisin’ in my jet-powered Battle Car
(when are you going to find a job)
Well I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
(Dad, are you hungry?)
Well I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
(Are you coming to bed)
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time

Chocobo Warrior – lyrics

Chocobo Warrior album art

Yo! (Wark!) I’m gonna tell you about my Chocobo brethren
who dress in full battle gear. Wark with me.

I’m a
Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior

I’m a chocobo warrior,
I’m coming for ya.
Peck you with my beak
yellow freak bird tore ya.

Race me, chase me,
no one here can pace me.
Fools coming from the East side wanna waste me.
Taste my dust, as I stampede and you must,
be wondering. Chocobo? Can’t be.
Yes it is, and when I’m all up in your face
you’ll all be screaming Chocobo in the place.

I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior

Breaking away from the flock, have you heard?
I came to bring you a word of warning
This big bird is about to drop a …beat
On your head and your ears
My armor’s strong
Enough to take a Meteor blast with no fears

No saddle, ’cause I don’t need a rider
These two claws are for shredding foes like Strider

Hey Shinra, or any other evil corporation
I’ve got a three toed punch with enough force to break your face in

I was bred for intelligence, power, and speed
I didn’t get to be this strong by eating chicken feed
Healthy greens is what I need to lead these people
To rise up against those evil ones motivated by greed

I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior
I’m a chocobo warrior

Off the battlefield I always keep my feathers clean
Lady chocobos love my radiant sheen, I ain’t mean
I’ve got compassion when they’re feeling hurt
Romantic scratching for the best worms in the dirt
To make a wormy dessert

On the battlefield’s a different matter
I strike hard and fast and make my opponent splatter
The rest scatter
Attack like an adder, going crazy on your crew like the Mad Hatter
Hitting heavy like a cannon ball
Just before my enemies fall
From the distance getting closer they can hear the battle call of a

Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior
Chocobo Warrior

Screamride (Unofficial Theme Song) – Lyrics

Screamride Album Art

Get it on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/screamride-single/id945034824?uo=4

Lyrics:

Hey! They told me that you like extreme adventure
So what do you say, you take a ride on my roller coaster?
It goes clack clack clickitty clack clack clickitty clack
Up to the top but there’s no guarantee you’ll make it back
If they told you at the gate that this was safe then someone lied..

I’m gonna take you on a Screamride
This won’t hurt at all
At least until you hit that wall

Keep your arms and legs inside
Should you lose a valuable
I won’t be held responsible

Bring a helmet, if you’re able
The second corkscrew’s a little unstable
And don’t say that I didn’t warn you, I tried.

I heard you liked loops!  Yeah, I can assure you, we have a bunch
I heard you like twists, we’ve got enough to make you lose all your lunch
And then there’s these things that we call the destroyers
I’m not supposed to mention because lawyers
But Tommy wet his pants and Sally cried

All because of my Screamride
I’m sure you’re gonna have a ball
On that 100 meter fall

Dropping harder than a landslide
You couldn’t be braver
Just sign this here waiver

It was tested, Inspected and turned out rejected
All just because the car can come disconnected
But don’t say that I didn’t warn you, I tried.

Ahhh, I don’t want my attitude to seem
Mean or uncaring, but all I want is just to hear you scream
(from excitement, of course)

Whoa! I didn’t think that we’d see you again
Oh, and I’m glad that your injury is on the mend
I’ve reduced your admission amount
I’ve given you the survivor discount
We had all written you off and assumed that you had died

Welcome back to my Screamride
I think you’re gonna be OK
We’ve got a doctor on the way

I never meant to misguide
I don’t understand your gripe
This is just a prototype

Thanks for your help in improving our theme parks
You’ve helped provide us with many new bench marks

And soon we’ll be opening worldwide.

Words and Music by Orion Williams

Don’t Play Chicken With A Goomba – Lyrics

Don't Play Chicken album art

Lyrics:

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be coming right for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with that dude from Serious Sam
The one with no head but he’s got two bombs for hands
And he’s charging at you across the desert sands
Don’t play chicken with that guy

These people have no remorse, no regard for your life
If you see them coming just avoid them
‘Cause if they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a laser
It does much more damage than a police issue tazer
When you see that glow, take a hike, see you later
Don’t play chicken with that thing

Don’t play chicken with a saw blade
It’ll tear you up faster than a plasma ‘nade
Unless you want this barber to give you way more than a fade
Don’t play chicken with that thing

These objects have no remorse, no regard for your life
It’s best if you just avoid them
If they touch you, you’re gonna die, die, die

Don’t play chicken with a headcrab
If you see it coming it’s best to just give it a stab
And send that face hugger back to the science lab
Don’t play chicken with that guy

Don’t play chicken with a Goomba
He’s bouncing back and forth off the walls like a Roomba
And pretty soon he’ll be headed for you-mba
Don’t play chicken with that guy
You’ll lose

Words and music by Orion Williams

Put My Game Disc Away – Lyrics

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Lyrics:

You know how sometimes you’ll find one of your games just sitting out,
Exposed to the elements?  Or you’ll open up a case and find a completely different
Disc than the one that belongs in it?  Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Let’s put an end to this injustice.

I was working on Mass Effect 3 trying to complete the trilogy
then I had to leave to do something else (I have a life you know, sheesh)
And then apparently you wanted to watch a movie
So you took my game out and put on the case (the very case it goes in, come on)

This is some kind of disgrace (I mean it’s right there, just open it)
these sad, caseless games all over the place

Chorus:
Put my game disk away when not in use, and on that subject
The same goes for my Blu-ray, they can’t take this abuse (It’s just fragile plastic)
I’m tired of finding all my game and movie discs left out loose
Please put ’em away, put ’em away, in the proper case

I was in the mood for Dark Souls, to practice my parries and rolls
So I grabbed the game case off the shelf (I always store my games properly)
But as I opened up the case, another disk was there in its place
I guess the Dark Souls disk is lost (oh, the humanity)

I can show you how it goes, just like this
Take the game, take the case, put the game in the case that it goes in
If you do like me you just can’t miss,
You’ll always know where the disc is

Put my game disk away when not in use, and let me add that
Same goes for my Blu-ray, they can’t take this abuse (really expensive plastic)
I’m tired of finding all my game and movie discs left out loose
Please put ’em away, put ’em away, in the proper case

Words and music by Orion Williams

Don’t Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell – Lyrics

Don't Threaten to Kill Gabe Newell

Lyrics:

If you happen to be trying to release your game
And you hit a nasty little snag
Just know sometimes that things don’t go too smoothly
The server can experience some lag

And people being people often make mistakes
But it’s best to learn to forgive
If you pledge to take the live of your distributor
It’s likely that your game instead won’t live

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November 2014 (Money In Memoriam) – Lyrics

November 2014 (Money In Memoriam)

Let’s kick the month off with a familiar game
Call of duty: Advanced warfare, same as last year, slightly different name
Has it been a year already? Seems too soon
Well you can try another series entry Harvest moon
Then there’s Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed
Where you kill vampires by taking their clothes off, who would have guessed?
Next is Rocksmith, which lets you learn how to rock with
A guitar in your hand like a one-person rock band
Just in time it’s Clementine and she came here to remind that
The Walking Dead arrives to new-gen systems just like mine
And in a similar vein is The Wolf Among Us
Which lets us help Bigby to serve up some justice
Coming fast ’round the corner leaning close to the track
Moto GP 14 is back
And to give a little bit of love for Wii U
Disney Planes Fire and Rescue
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